A Gentleman’s view.

Top ten reasons to be a Republican today!

1. To be a member of a true original American focus group; I have never seen so much focus on saying no to a black man as the Republicans have decided to do to President Obama.

2. To coalesce around a small town mayor who would be Governor, having not finished, though was former Vice Presidential Candidate, but not ready for Prime Time Player from the State of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

3. To be so focused on being the opposition they attack a representative of the only minority population ever to claim almost blind allegiance to them without anything to show for it, Republicans suddenly have issues with “Wise Latinas”, (see reason number #1)

4. To have as the voice of the “Party”: Rush Limbaugh, a mean spirited, extremely overweight, under educated, “former” addict, who never served a day of military service, yet claim to be so patriotic to encourage the expansive use of the Military, yet exhibit no respect for any other culture other than whites here in America and a extremely derogatory disposition toward our President Barack Obama, and this is supposed to be good for our nation.

5. To insist in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary that cutting taxes as the end all for any and every single problem we face as a nation.

6. To be able to say that we the Republican Party has weeded out enough of the party faithful to be able to claim represent that small group of fine Americans who really understood what Governor Sarah Pain was saying in her resignation press conference she called.

7. Truly trapped in a state as a political party of being financially controlled by the capitalism mindset of free markets represented by the Rick Santelli’s who see all of us as winners or losers, demanding some government for consumer protection, worked by the media for libertarian ideals represented in the Palins of our society and managed by the strict and limited scope but fierce intensity of the Religious Right Groups, who would dictate all kinds of behavior as law.

8. To be a member of a political party with most proportionately low ratio of participants in serving in the military, or truly supporting veterans and their quality of life, yet quickest to suggest using them as an end to force a political objective on a foreign nation.

9. To have such a substantial claim on morality as a group with such a large number of your membership incapable of living up to the standard.

10. Just say no! (see reason number #1)

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